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You’re fantastic

These legislators can eat a giant bag of dicks.

So this is why nobody is calling Sean Hannity!

Trump didn’t hand her the bill! It was Obama!

DAMN YOU, AUTOCORRECT

Fool me once; shame on me. Fool me twice; strike three...

Just barfed again, because you’re probably right

Barf

I’m in full support of your hawt taek

I wonder what Pence thinks about him.

And now the dickhead has been...benched...

Agreed! I mean, unless they’re a coroner or something, why would somebody choose to watch something so horrifying?

If they paid witnesses, they could make a killing!

I didn’t create it; I merely presented it here, in all of its crude, horrid glory.

If only my phone account were ungreyed I could’ve gotten it to you sooner!

What a brilliant post! Seriously, amazing...