On the one hand, it is important to stand up for female scientists.

She's hoarding canned goods? Let her know that Obama has the NSA keeping tabs on her purchasing habits, so the UN Redistribution Squads know of her hoarding. They will definitely raid her kitchen and give her green beans to gay Puerto Ricans.

What is truly remarkable is that after 8 rounds of plugging this poor guy's rectum, one of the cops didn't plant some evidence. SEE! WE KNEW HE HAD 2 KILOS OF COKE UP THERE!

Mary Rosh sure thinks so.