No shit. The federal government using its power to import one state’s laws into another state without the latter’s consent. Can you imagine what the response would be if this was about anything other than guns? Phrases like “stunning audacity” and “stupefying ideological dissonance” and “criminal stupidity” just…

‘The House just passed the “Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act,” which would allow concealed carry license holders to do so in other states.’

Who are you, his mother? I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing.

I mean, you said a lot of stupid shit, but why is it important to note that he’s British?

I read between the lines. Mainly that you’re the kind of person who would say “This isn’t the right place for that kind of confrontation!” To which I would ask, “Where is?” Are we supposed to wait for Hoffman et. al. to host a panel on sexual harassment before it gets brought up?

Nope. Oliver brought up harassment allegations against Hoffman while they were discussing a movie centered around harassment allegations. It’s literally the perfect time to ask Hoffman about them.

Sure they get all the press, but we got flannel and Reality Bites.

“I didn’t mean for me!” underlies a shocking amount of conservative philosophy.

I’ll only accept the Millennials after they’ve been tried for their crimes against humanity in a Nuremberg-like trial.

Yes, the Roy Moore lady on CNN was a piece of work.

Seems like a moving target, too. Didn’t people born in the 70's used to belong to Generation X? What’s the time frame on that, now? Sounds like it shrunk.

this reminds me of that part in The Handmaid’s Tale where Serena Joy is forced to throw out the books SHE WROTE on conservative values because the culture that SHE CREATED does not allow women to read. these women are literally creating their own oppressors.

Angry racist white women upset their dating pool is limited to angry racist bitter white guys.

Seriously. He needs “special coal”. That’s like the train equivalent of gluten free.

If you’ve never heard of Miller’s Crossing then you need to leave the conversation.

Hawaii throws off the yoke of imperial oppression and returns to sovereign nation.

Really, the only fair way to settle the controversy is to kill Gabriel Byrne and see which film is listed first in his obituary.

Sir Topham Hatt doesn’t really care about concussions.

I’m going to try on “being a man” for fun and point out that I’VE never heard of Miller’s Crossing, so clearly Usual Suspects is more famous.

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!