You do know that LOL doesn’t mean “I’m paranoid and delusional,” don’t you?

Now, just because you aren’t getting child support...

And on the same note, I guess you prefer when games end round midnight.

Well, you needn’t.

I’m in England. Got to the finish but since it ended at 5:40 there wasn’t much point going to bed. Have drunk eight cups of coffee since and am shaking violently.

Another counterpoint: employ him to follow Zack Hample around and the guy is a fucking hero.

*

And sadly we all now know which magician.

Well, this is scandalous. Do tell me more.

I’m sorry that we keep sending you these awful, awful people: that Varney character at Fox (we’d never heard of him here), the Milo thing, fucking Piers Moron. At least we’ve spared you Katie Hopkins, the second most evil result of The Apprentice. I suppose, in a spirit of mutual cultural impoverishment, you are now…

But was she inside the twenty-mile zone?

The tragedy is that we’ll never see Divine in the role she was born to play

I think we’ve only proven that this woman isn’t “Milania Trump.”

Worse even than “So...” as a reply to every question?

I’m hoping for full Lee Atwater. Not that it will change anything, but at least the rest of us may feel slight vindication.

#DontTry

I had to look up VC. I assume venture capitalist, but I really wanted you to be Viet Cong.

Well, that was definitely worth setting up a burner for.

Feel the same about Good News for Modern Man, though I seem to be the only one.