But... the Cardinals won today.

Always willing to star a Rutles reference. Well played.

That’s not fair. He draws the line at Grammar Nazis.

Hey, Bert Millichip. You created an account to post twice defending a half-arsed investigation which didn’t even bother to interview the other member of the squad who also suffered racist abuse? Doesn’t that seem a little... overinvested?

Don’t worry. The post will be entirely different once the Cardinals front office have worked out the STLFC’s password.

I always enjoyed that line. But now the ‘president’ is a man born on third who throws tantrums about not being awarded a home run.

I’m Kirk Douglas’ son.

Do you use Jerry Sadowitz for the bad news?

Or that they’re Britney Spears fans?

You love us. Smile. You love us.

Politics and sports should never mix. However, since they do all the time, the news should cover them, no?

Okay, I’ll believe you’re a progressive (though the only one I’ve ever read who uses SJW as an insult). But:

I’m a progressive

Unlike a Bucknoring, which is very unlikely to favour Indians:

a very adorable Bernese Mountain Dog puppy gamboling with unchecked joy

Distain is bound for glory.

Isn’t it more shady this way? Let’s ask Ka...

I always assumed it was in homage to Paula.

There’s always the next article.

Lighten up, Francis Sicnarf.