Conservative memes aren’t so much attempts at jokes as they are really short pamphlets trying to fully explain everything they believe in regarding a certain subject.

Doesn’t this entrepreneur have a self-sustaining business to run?

Curt is off whatever is off the deep end. He’s next level crazy.

Getting a baseline score for concussion screening with him has to be a fucking nightmare.

Joke’s on NBC; I’m still not watching.

(Gen-X scoff) (synth riff starts playing) It’s the Safety Dunce

Starting it off early this year.

It’s not like he was treated badly by the kidnappers, though. They let him grab his house keys and use the restroom before they made him get the cash.

IOC decides against dying of polonium 210 poisoning.

Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!

This is most assuredly not a boneheaded decision.

“Homeschooling doesn’t *make* one socially awkward. You either are or you’re not”

This is not even close to accurate. There isn’t an innate unchangable level of social awkwardness. Kids end up socially awkward because they don’t get the experience necessary to learn how to navigate social interactions with peers. For…

Because YOU not using physics or biology is a pretty poor predictor of whether your kids are going to need to, or more importantly want to have the option of, using physics or biology. If you want to make sure your kid is a potter, then all you need to teach him is pottery. But that’s pretty selfish, because neither…

I’m not going to shit on your opinion, but it’s important to expose every kid to those concepts (just like musical arts/literature/history etc.) regardless of perceived use.

I could never homeschool because my kids aren’t named Rain and Skye, I prefer to vaccinate them, they have had haircuts before the age of 5, none of them have a strange food allergy and, quite frankly, both of us parents have to work.

SAM BRADFORD PLAYS ULTIMATE FRISBEE?

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

I don’t think his image can be captured using convention(al) cameras.

I heard the findings were to grizzly to be put on paper. So they take the polar opposite approach, which leaves a black mark on the university. Ursinae.

Not that difficult really. Especially if you’re at the beach. Happens by accident most of the time and its a real pain in the ass. You check under the blanket, towels and sand toys until you finally see the Nike symbol barely peaking out from the hole you self-dug with your feet while sitting in your beach chair the…