The director of “Rogue One,” Gareth Edwards, has stepped into a mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked, a morass of pre-instantly overanalyzed implications of such shuddering impact to the series’ fundamentalists, that he lumbers through, seemingly stunned or constrained or cautious to the vanishing point of…

I haven’t read this Vox piece. (I’m an ass for commenting anyway, I know.) But I can’t really recall a moment in the first 7 movies in which they reflect on the violence or constant state of war. Duh, it’s always being shown. The battle scenes are bad ass. But I can reasonably see where this opinion would come from.
The…

This sentence sounds like it was written by a man who wants us to be impressed because he knows a bunch of big words...

I have a vague notion but got lost in the mythopoetic stew of shitty writing.

It solely depends on the narrator. Some of them are amazing (Paget Brewster, Rich Fulcher) but most of them are pretty shitty in general. I know they are comedians, but they are trying way too hard. I think a lot of it is on the reenactor too. The piece about Devil’s Island earlier this season wasn’t that funny, but…

Paget Brewster would like a word....

I liked these dudes better when they confined them to a weird pool and they only thought about precrime.

Karjakin is also a great way to kill time in traffic.

*Don’t do it... no one knows you’re a nerd. No one knows you’re a nerd.*

That would work better if they were in Las Tegas.

I actually saw more of a Clone Wars/Mandalorian design.

With the caveat that I’m only a 4ish episodes into Westworld, the mystery of the setting is sort of interesting but there isn’t a single compelling character in this thing yet.

So, I was on a job interview this morning, at a boutique marketing firm. I thought it went well, they liked my resume.... The only thing is, most of my experience is in finance. So a big sticking point was “well Zukka, why are you looking to make a sudden switch to marketing?” And the first thing that came to mind,…

Call me crazy but I’m thinking it’s going to end up with a wild card berth and a boring as fuck playoffs loss that leaves us questioning both Andy Reid’s coaching and Alex Smith’s competence.

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Any Italian who flops in front of us will get a mouthful of cleat.

“I want length back there, and I will get it.”

-USMNT Coach Drew Magary, 2016

Yeah, but can you take a raccoon in a fight? Like no weapons?

No, no you can’t.

#COACHTOMSULA

We’re doing an ice wall, but it takes awhile when you only have a couple hoses going all night.