If we look weird it’s because it was 5,000 degrees in that damn venue

Leitch couldn't do it in less than 1,000 words. And numbered paragraphs.

Whoosh!

Well, Samwise I mean. I can never keep them strait.

I liked him as Harry Potter, but he was OK as a Frodo as well.

So my house is actually a gym. This probably happened because I live in a co-op that is housed in an old mansion that’s nearly a century old; so it’s both a landmark in my city and able to comfortably house about 20 people who co-own the place.

I can’t speak to that. But Tebow sure ain’t cut out to be Vice President!

So legal acknowledgements of risk are now meaningless?

They’re still better than the Niners. You know, because of math.

As someone who has lived in St. Louis and attended Penn State, you have this severely backwards

Proof of knowledge cannot melt a statue.

I tried to chart mine. But my 2B was a girl I got a hand job from in the back alley of a dive bar, and my LF was a girl I once dry humped in the 9th grade.

No way that’s Jeter’s lineup. It’s got the actress with the most range at short.

Me: Yay!

Jesus fuck, Tim.

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”

Hortelano’s name shouldn’t be too unfamiliar to U.S. audiences; he competed at Cornell where he was All-Ivy Academic as a biological engineering major.

“Hortelano’s name shouldn’t be too unfamiliar to U.S. audiences; he competed at Cornell.”

So familiar with this guy from my days scouting all-ivy academic sprinters