I love that the comments section has so quickly become polarised around the exact arguments of the movie.

The Dark Tower has been described as unfilmable, and unfortunately I think the people making the movie took that sentiment to heart and are doing something very different. That’s not a bad thing for an adaption of the series (watching a straight adaption of The Gunslinger would be kinda weird) but it’s slowly killing…

This might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever read on all of Gawker.

Well that is an asinine comment, that is like saying you can’t build a house out of wood because you also need nails.

Who cares, that is some entertaining deranged kinja.

YOU *KANNAWT* UNDAHRSTAHND THA PAINEN HAHHTHBRAEK AHWF AH FAN AHWF THA FOOTBAWHL SAWX

I imagine Boozer came home and immediately changed the color instead of having to defend the paint.

I’ll give you “maybe not a bigot.” And perhaps “ignorant” rather than “moron.” But anything else you’re going to have to show your work.

Oh, you’re one of those people. I will, without fail, kick you out of my seat.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

I think even “those” Christians think dinosaurs are real. They just think they lived 6,000 years ago.

yes, that is literally free speech. you being annoying is protected by the first amendment, from government interference.

It still amazes me how many people don't understand the concept of free speech. You're a moron.

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

Not every British person says “mum”. Can confirm, am British and don’t say “mum”.

If you’re any age and don’t use emoji in your (casual) communication, then I don’t trust you.

You must be fun at parties.

For those keeping track, the title of largest intact belt is now held by Kuiper.

“ctrl+f”
‘old republic’
‘Kotor’

Not hits. Sorry, this article is invalid.