My SUPER Italian grandfather used to always yell at me for not calling sauce “gravy.” I got the last laugh, though—he had a heart attack and died in his sleep.

This is bullshit. No one was getting on Brett Favre’s case when he was a KGB supporter while in Green Bay.

You’re a fucking national treasure, my friend.

How will horse handle such news? Horse will read, will chew, will stand, will cry huge horse tears into hay covered ground. So sad. Once in lifetime horse. Standing somewhere. Being in a sad way. Chewing oats maybe. Awful. And even after online poll? Sad for horse. Sad for today. Sad America.

I’m in lesbians with this celebration.

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

435 combined pounds and/or one minute and thirty seven seconds.

Is she ever going to hike him the ball? Wtf is going on.

Buffalo is like Rome under Caligula but without the art, culture, economic might, military power, political intrigue, international influence, and functional government.

I am

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

I guess people in Washington just love celebrities who die in Los Angeles. After all, they’re cheering for Kobe. And they’re taking Ronald Reagan’s advice: “Tear down this Wall!”

So much great writing leaving. So much Sam Biddle staying.

It went from snarky and sleazy to dickish and slimy.

Can Gawker just list off all the people they’ve fired instead of this Cleveland-like sadness parade where I keep going into a column I enjoy to find out that it’s the last entry?

I will miss the way you never really liked anything, and used too many words to say so.

Umm.. WTF is going on with Gawker? Seems to be many of the sub blogs being closed and people leaving

Apologies. I guess I owe a monogrammed thermos.

After reading these comments, I also want to punch a photographer.