Now, “they kind of believe that you’re owed a living as a writer, and you’re not.”

The writer who wrote that also wrote Pretty Woman, so I’d say Maher is the problem here.

He’s as smart as he is handsome.

This right here.

It’s not as bad as it looks. I took my starting ship in within the first hour or so just to see how it works. Just go into the editor and familiarize yourself with pieces, hover over each one and it says what it is in the top left, each ship is made of the same parts, just different kinds from different manufacturers.

He’s not picking either one of them and he’s not picking Haley either.

As someone with two small kids, the rear touchscreen is simply something just waiting to get jumped on by a youth size 12 Nike as they try to wrangle out of their car seat.

And speaking of touchscreens; this Tesla Model 3 now has the gear selection on a touchscreen, much like the Model S and the Model X.

Of course I do! But as mentioned in the article above, since evangelical voters and conservative activist groups “revere marriage and procreation,” a person who menstruates might be considered integral to the success of Scott’s campaign.

Look, Scott is a good-looking, successful, educated man. There is not exactly a shortage of conservative Christian Black women in the South who would view him as an acceptable husband. There are also plenty of white women who would marry him.

“and whatever that fact may imply”

Aaaaaaand on cue, here comes the beard...

Trump has been married 3 times. Evangelicals are concerned Scott hasn’t been married enough?

Perhaps he hasn’t found the right person who menstruates yet?

Must be tough to do the “my girlfriend goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know her” schtick when you’re a US senator.

Phew, glad we figured out why he’s polling so low with Republicans. It’s definitely because he’s not married and couldn’t be anything else!

Parks & Recreation doesn’t hold up. Imagine having optimism in politics? How fucking absurd!

A pillow and a well-meaning aide could fix this.

I hope he’s in terrible pain.