It doesn’t but while I was verifying that I saw that there is an Android app that detects AirTags that does run in the background and scans regularly called AirGuard.

Apple’s app obviously should but it’s good that there’a an option that does.

Curiously, what’s missing from this story is that your iPhone will notify you if an AirTag that’s not yours is moving with you and they have an available Android app that will scan for AirTags that might be moving with you.

Asking the real questions here. I test drove a Prius a few years back when I was last car shopping because I knew a couple of people that loved theirs and my god, it felt dangerously under-powered.

Wild how a billionaire doesn’t know much about capitalism. He might have learned this information if he had done the sort of vetting and investigation one usually does before acquiring a whole company.

You answered your own question. Self-preservation is probably our most powerful instinct as a species and I’ll bet damn-near every single person he did this to did the math and found that it wasn’t worth it to speak up and make an enemy of a billionaire, your employers most profitable cash-cow, and someone with a…

Drake dislikes women and he doesn’t understand the men that do like them which is why he called Alexis Ohanian a groupie for his wife.

As much as I enjoyed this well-thought out dissertation you’ve laid out for us, it could also be that women find him attractive and enjoy his company and that’s why they date him?

From the perspective of someone who has been working in software development for many years at this point, it has been amazing to watch Elon make these absolute rookie mistakes. Like he really has no idea how to manage a product like this and no one around him to tell him these are very bad ideas.

With this dipshit arbitrarily laying off 50% of Twitter’s workforce tomorrow and getting rid of remote work, hiccups like this are going to become more common, whether intentional or not.

I remember way way back when Twitter was just getting popular and I remember saying it seemed lame because it was basically Facebook* but just the status updates and my opinion has never changed.

*this was back when Facebook was fun. Posts started with “[Your Name] is”, you poked your friends endlessly, and it wasn’t…

Is this what the Comptroller is for? I don’t know what Comptrollers do.

I try not to think about that scene in The Handmaid’s Tale where June has to get her husband’s signature to go pick up her birth control but it seems...prescient.

I can’t imagine the kind of sad asshole you’d have to be to hear that and think “lol what a loser”.

I think I remember his first wife saying that she basically co-parents with his assistant because he won’t speak to her directly.

IIRC Bran’s wheelchair was a recent invention.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, the hallmark of a good marriage is begging other women not to swipe right on your husband’s Tinder profile.

Ok then sue them

I literally had Netflix auto-play Dahmer after I watched the new episode of Great British Bake-Off the other day. Netflix pushes their new shows HARD.

I’m also going to add that I’m not into true crime and I honestly don’t see how this would have been related to anything I’ve watched previously.

She might have been blindsided but in that picture of her coming out of her lawyer’s office once it was done she looks absolutely elated to not be married to that man anymore.

When Katie Holmes divorced him she used burner phones to keep the whole thing a secret until she had absolutely all of her shit together to…

Idk if you’ve ever read about her divorce from Tom Cruise but I highly recommend looking it up, it’s a whole thing.

The fact that two different women divorced Tom Cruise like they were chewing their leg off to get out of bear trap tells me everything I need to know about him.