I just moved to North Carolina, where I now have to pay 3% of my car’s value every year to register it. That’s a pretty good way to make new cars less tempting.

Ah yes, I remember being annoyed by how hot he is when The Hills originally aired.

The man’s got a good jawline and a nice head of hair but I literally never want to be in the same room as him.

It’s 8 years too late, her book was published in 2011.

My friends and I turned the book into a drinking game one night. The gist was, you had to open the book to random page and if they’re having sex you had to read the page out loud, if you could make it through the whole page without laughing everyone else had to take a drink, but if you cracked you had to drink.

My read on it was that the North fought for it’s independence, named Jon king, and then he asks her for help preventing the end of world and she withholds it until he bends the knee, invalidating the actual wishes of the North. Sansa acknowledges that it was cool for Dany to bring her army and help, but overall she…

I spent some time hunting panthers in RDR2, learned the trick was to use cover scent lotion and constantly look behind you.

IIRC Lancel tells Tyrion he “spills his seed on her belly”. My dumb brain can’t recall if that was in the show or the book but we’re definitely told that.

You know, too many people just aren’t bothered by the president calling an investigation into whether a foreign government interfered with his election “treason”.

I have gone without both for long stretches of time, and it’s by far a way bigger pain in the ass to not have a washer and dryer.

I really think they thought that because people like the Secretary of Education don’t usually get much attention that she’d just slide in and start her cartoon villain shit and no one would care.

That’s biggest thing for me, it always seems to take four fucking hours and it doesn’t matter how great the dealership and the car are if I’m stuck somewhere for that long.

Whenever people take umbrage with the whole “spark joy” thing, it makes me think about how my plunger sparks all kinds of joy when my toilet’s clogged, and my fire extinguisher sparks joy because it will hopefully lessen my chances of dying in a fire. Not dying in a fire sparks a lot of joy.

Having read the book, I feel that the whole “spark joy” thing overshadowed the actual message of her book and the root of her method, which is just to be more conscious of what you own. Her storage methods center around arranging things so that you can see and access everything without having to move anything around…

It’s a neat hat-trick for GOT to make me go from “YES! She’s getting the thing she wanted most! She deserves it!” to “OH NO” in like a half a second.

I was able to pay for college by working nearly full-time at Starbucks because I also got a scholarship that paid 75% of my tuition and I attended community college. I also have a lot of friends who are not so fortunate for a variety of reasons and if I hadn’t been able to get a job with my AS I’d be in the same boat…

I usually watch GOT with my friends but I won’t be able to next week and that’s probably a good thing because I’m going to be a fucking mess if my girl Brienne gets it.

I have literally never in my life heard a mature, non-crazy adult human unironically use the term “haters”.

I’m pro chest hair. I always thought shaved chests were weird, unless you’re a swimmer or something.

Don’t pin this on the youngin’s, I’ve seen middle-aged couples doing the same thing at restaurants.

I don’t think it’s anything like that, I think Trump’s a dumb narcissist and Miller’s kissing his ass. Maybe he sees a little of himself in that scrappy young racist with a dream.