FWIW having a baby at 20 is a pretty sure-fire way to make sure you “bounce back”.

A frozen pizza is about $5-$7 and feeds me and my boyfriend. A meal for two at Applebees is at least triple that and about the same quality, no thank you. Also some frozen pizza is decent, Screamin’ Sicilian’s supreme pizza is pretty good and goes on sale at Publix for 2 for $10 sometimes.

Mine was Wednesday :/

Every time I see one of those “Millennials are killing...” headlines it’s almost always because we’re poor.

I like their characters, but I couldn’t muster any excitement for their hookup. The sex looked boring, but Kit Harrington has an A+ ass.

I had that thought, like he hasn’t spent enough time around toddlers to recognize that he’s being treated like one.

The bit about “structured activities” really drives this home.

I feel for the people staying in the administration trying to mitigate the damage this insane narcissistic idiot is doing or keep him from replacing them with unqualified yes-men (I’d say “yes-people” but lol who are we kidding).

Her makeup is a lot, I was distracted by her very obviously over-lined lips.

I have a cousin who lives in Columbia, SC and that’s what she described. Here in Florida it got a bit darker and a bit cooler, but that’s it.

This might be because I’m a dummy, but everyone freaking out about not looking at the eclipse made me think there was some special eclipse radiation that was going to blind me as soon as I walked outside.

This, Arya basically turned into every jackass on the internet that blames Sansa for everything bad that happens and ignores the fact that she was a terrified child being manipulated by several adults in positions of power.

Speaking from my own experience, when I was looking at my current dog the shelter hadn’t had the chance to evaluate how she behaved around cats so we took her over to the cat part of the shelter just to see how she was around cats. They told me that if she stiffens up and focuses on the cats, it won’t be a good fit.…

The prejudice against dicks only pertains to the ones we didn’t want to see.

Now that I’m getting older and my Dad is almost constantly having suspicious moles cut off him after a lifetime of surfing, I’m all about covering up. Fuck tans, give me a canopy, a hat, and some SPF 50.

Honestly I think I’d be less annoyed if she were just allowed to exist and be who she is without everyone shining a spotlight on it and being all “She curses and trips over things!! SO R E L A T A B L E!!!!”

Currently taking bets on how long it takes until he shows up at a rally with a bunch of fake medals on his ill-fitting suit coat.

You’re not alone in that, I see them all the time in the bin for my building.

AYE

Waiting for her to just sigh and admit that the president lied because he’s a crazy idiot who thought no one would question him.