The biggest I’ve fired is a .45, and I made my boyfriend stand behind me and brace my arms the first time I did it. You have to almost be prepared to fight it because that kickback is real.

Guns like that are usually at stores that sell stuff for outdoor activities like hunting, camping, skiing, that kind of thing.

Those 6-year-olds should have been armed, so should the teachers, the principle, the janitor, the guidance counselor, everyone. You guns to solve the gun problem.

I’ve suspected this.

You’re exactly right, and his supporters will love this because fuck the rest of the world, right? Everything we eat and use on a daily basis in made in America and we have nothing to gain economically with any kind of diplomatic relationship with any other country (but Mother Russia).

Oh god, that sounds awful. Slack can be woefully misused if you’re not careful.

We used to use Google Hangouts for work communications and I hated it, so I talked my manager into using Slack for one project just to try it out and now it’s used company-wide (we’re pretty small, so don’t be too impressed).

I dye mine blonde and I go every 6 weeks because I <3 my trashy roots.

It’s like when a kid breaks something and they say it was always like that.

It was just too darn expensive and our government has a deficit! So we all need to tighten our belts to reduce the deficit, except for our job creators, we need to cut taxes on them so they’ll have more money to invest in their offshore accounts businesses and create those jobs. Any day now, the jobs are comin. Then…

Not her, but am someone who has healthy, soft hair that has been bleached.

Not only that, but something that’s heavy AND expensive is also something I’m going to inevitably drop at some point.

Same here. He looks like the guy who would hit on you, and then when you’re like “No, I have a boyfriend” (regardless of whether you actually have one) he’d ask if it was serious.

I don’t know, Mueller’s hired a lot of lawyers (with some serious resumes) just to say there’s no wrongdoing.

I sincerely hope that if/when this clip airs on Last Week Tonight they dub Gilbert Gottfried over his voice. 

It makes me so happy when people politely ask if they can pet my dog, especially when I see them teaching their kids to do the same thing.

I had an incident like that in my neighborhood and it drives me nuts when people think that it’s fine because their dog is friendly.

My experience isn’t reflective of everyone else because I live about a 3 hour drive away from Disney, so it’s very accessible to me.

Ugh, there’s always one of you.

Some people have a vision in their heads of how a “real” rape victim would act and won’t accept that different people have different responses to trauma and react in different ways to shit like that.