I’m going to make every effort to remember to see this in the theater instead of forgetting about it and watching it two years later on Netflix.

Ok, I have SPOILER-Y thoughts on this, so if you’re going to watch it and don’t want spoilers, don’t read this next paragraph.

I saw it (it was pretty mediocre, but not the worst thing I’ve spent $8 on), and it felt like the first half was trying to be a cool, creepy movie about how loneliness can fuck you up and make you do unimaginable things, and then in the second half, they got scared and warped it into a standard action-y love story. It…

I’m 1/4 Native American and I inherited my grandmother’s flat wide nose and I used to hate it so much, now I’m actually glad I was never in a position to “fix” it because I feel like it’s part of what makes my face mine.

I prime E V E R Y T H I N G and it makes such a difference.

I really think that he spent the last several years looking the government, thinking, “Why doesn’t the president just do _____?!?!” truly not knowing that governing, politics, and foreign policy are complex, nuanced systems with a lot of moving parts.

They also claim she never signed a nondisclosure agreement and reiterated the charge that Beck is keeping her from posting to Facebook in an attempt to damage her relevance as a political commentator.

I like that John Oliver keeps referring to him as Melissa McCarthy.

I hope you’re right, letting this go unchecked and unpunished will be one of the biggest stains on our democracy for a long time.

I feel like there’s a certain breed of insecure man who needs to feel like men are “better” than women just so he’s automatically better than someone.

Second this. My current car is a former rental and after almost 7 years and over 150,000 miles it still runs like the day I bought it.

Genuinely disappointed that one of the options wasn’t “A mystery”.

I read somewhere that the more a famous couple tries to keep their relationship private, the more likely it is that it’s real and not just for publicity.

I care, but only because I want her to be happy after that weird-ass contract marriage and he seems nice.

Or if you live somewhere mountain-y. My friends and I rented a minivan for a trip to the mountains last year and that poor Toyota Sienna was having some real issues with some of those climbs.

Or, you can do what I did and get engaged to a bike mechanic and have more Allen wrenches in your life than you know what to do with.

I’ve been using Qapital for over a year and I like it. My only gripe is that I can’t manually reschedule deposits, but other than that I like it because I never notice it coming out of my account, and then I check Qapital and it’s like finding several $20's in the laundry. It’s not my main savings account, but it’s a…

I don’t know. I don’t think it distracts from the truly evil shit they do, it just serves as a reminder of the difficulty the most powerful man in the country has forming a coherent sentence.

Of course not, because that would be admitting that the previous administration did literally anything right.

I did not know this! This answers so many questions.