As a woman with wide feet, men’s shoes are the shit. More comfortable, more durable, and because I generally live in flip-flops and Toms it’s easy for me to find ones I like.

Stabbings are also easier to defend yourself from, and do far less damage to groups of people. I’d rather have my worst-case scenario be getting stabbed than getting shot.

After that happened I remember telling my boyfriend that now we know, nothing will ever change.

Green Tea Kit-Kats.

I try not to judge her too harshly because I think people forget that she’s only 19, and I was a much bigger shit than her at 19.

She’s worse, she’s a pretty weasel who’s more skilled at feigning sincerity.

Or where Johnny Depp goes out to the desert and buries his jewelry.

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

Here’s an easy solution - read the flippin’ article and realize that even in technical fields, when controlling for education and experience, women are paid less.

As much as it makes my skin crawl to even consider it, I would go to such a rally if it meant convincing him to do it.

Add in the fact that everyone else is laughing at us and our private health insurance.

That’s what got my mom to switch from smaller sports cars to SUV’s. She had an Eclipse back in the 90's (manual, obviously), then got a Mustang (also manual, she loved it), then suffered a major knee injury that made it almost impossible for her to get into her own car, she was 6' tall so it was already a bit cramped…

This argument bothers me the most (along with “black doesn’t travel”).

Don’t tease me.

I love samoyeds.

I feel this.

...so far he’s not worse than Bush.

The only thing keeping me going is the fact that his administration is so inept and corrupt that there has to be an impeachment coming.

Not to mention making that payment for S E V E N years.

I find that pizza and beer do a pretty good job of making my ass bigger.