I was a youngin reading my mom’s old gossip magazines at the time. I remember seeing the pictures of him and his girlfriend leaving the cemetery after burying the stillborn baby, then seeing that she died and wondering how any person can go on after that.

Ding ding ding.

So, the same problems I have with my karlstad from Ikea, but without the buttons.

Same. Whenever I’ve had a bad day, walking into my apartment and being greeted by the happiest animal in the world is the only thing that keeps me sane sometimes. Plus she makes me get off my ass and exercise because we don’t have a yard for her to run around in.

If you have over-ripe bananas around (like everyone who buys bananas), mash them up with peanut butter and freeze it. I do this mostly in the summer and my dog gets them after long walks, it’s like a dog popsicle.

I’d like to add the litter box if you also own cats.

If you’re allergic to dogs and don’t own any, then this article really doesn’t apply to you.

I thought it was like in Game of Thrones, where if you give that coin to anyone from Braavos and say “valar morghulis” they have to take you to the House of Black and White? If you want to meet with the CBC just ask any black person, literally any black person, and they’ll arrange it.

Yeah, I say this as a fan of Walking Dead and Game of Thrones, but This Is Us just looks like pointless melodrama. Both have ripped my heart out and showed it to me, but there’s also a larger point to those shows. They don’t exist solely to destroy me every week.

Christie Brinkley makes me want to moisturize and workout more and maybe use a serum or something.

I want this to be a rule everywhere.

Because his opponent had a private email server.

The extra layer of weirdness of this whole thing has been the fact that I hated GWB for all 8 years that he was president and this useless orange shit gibbon has made me appreciate him in a weird way. I still vehemently disagree with many of the things he did as president, but at least he did the job. He lived in the…

Given the stress of the presidency and the fact that he’s a 70-year-old man in questionable health, I’m curious to see what state he’s in when he leaves the office in four years (please, God let it only be four years).

I can’t believe it’s only February, I feel like January was 4 months long.

We already are. We’re three weeks in and nothing surprises me anymore.

Yeah, like a lineman or a kicker.

Is that all the sequels? I assumed they were still making them.

Honestly I don’t think the robotic comment was an insult, she is notoriously practiced and composed in public because, as a woman, she doesn’t have the luxury of not being cool, calm, and perfect all the time because then she’s instantly a shrill harpy. Her public speaking doesn’t come off as being very natural, and…

What do you expect her to do? Run for president on a platform of healthcare reform and offering job training to those left out by the shift to automation and off-shore manufacturing so that they can adapt to the new world economy?