You can adjust the brightness, but even at it’s brightest it’s still dimmer than a lamp.

You can adjust the brightness, but even at it’s brightest it’s still dimmer than a lamp.

I’ve had it and it gave me a weird stomach ache? No idea why.

Listen, some of us have trouble digesting dairy, but still want to have cereal sometimes.

Wait...is that a show?

I don’t argue that the pretty ones are done by people with too much time on their hands, but plenty of busy people have planners, and that’s pretty much all a bullet journal is.

Same, I like what I do, but the reason I’m doing it in the first place is 100% money. I’m here for money.

I love/hate Kinja deals now that I’m trying to pay off credit card debt.

Mirrored sunglasses are great for two things:

I don’t think it’s an issue of Kris Jenner wanting to keep them relevant.

I used to, and then I got picked and it was the most boring week of my life. At first I thought it might be cool to see the process from the inside, but after the second or third day I was done. The other jurors were really nice and the deputy assigned to us did everything he could to make the experience as pleasant…

Isn’t that basically the premise of “Married at First Sight”?

I’m going with double-sided tape instead of nude panels.

When I was a teenager I would have guzzled anything that promised me a flat belly. Now I know better, but I can understand the appeal of a quick fix for something you’re insecure about.

Same, I don’t know what I’m going to do out of the greys.

Trimester 1: Sperm goes in lady

I’m 5'10" and honestly still would.

I did the same thing and found some, also apparently Blackberry is selling a Blackberry Classic so maybe she should get one of those?

That’s what I got from it. They could always just, you know, help?

I served last month on a civil court case for about a week and it was the most boring experience of my life. At first I thought it might be interesting to see how everything works from the inside, but that wore off after the first couple of days and then I had to struggle to stay awake while the most boring people in…

Is it weird that it wouldn’t bother me if they were selling fetal body parts? Like, they’re just going to be incinerated anyway, and they’re being used for research not satanic rituals.