I went through something very similar after my mother died. She died of cancer and I developed this extreme anxiety that I would be next. I was always kind of an anxious person, but that's when it spiraled out of control. I was completely unable to just sit and relax without thinking about getting some terminal cancer…

I assisted in throwing a bachelorette party last year and we just leaned into the cheesiness. We went to Spencers and bought all the cheesy bachelorette party things they sold, and got a hotel room and decorated it. Then we just got wasted while we played the cheesy bachelorette party games and took a taxi to stuff…

Obama's doing a really shitty job at destroying America. That guy can't get anything right.

Lucky. I have to be distracted by something if I smoke, because then my mind will just start making up shit to panic over.

"And it seems to me that the universities have always taught this sort of 'Let's apologize for all of the wrongdoing and the boar-headedness — boorish behavior of the United States of America,'" she continued. "It seems that's trickling down to our kids' level. And that is a problem."

I normally don't wear makeup due to a combination of laziness and not liking it, but I had my makeup professionally done last year because I was a bridesmaid. It looked so cakey and weird to me in person, but I looked amazing in pictures. That insane looking makeup definitely serves a purpose.

Her face looks different, but it really doesn't look like she's had any "work done".

Any time a show like that takes on video games, it's a hot mess.

Yesss. I go through the same shit, I realize that I don't look like a 16 because I'm 5'10", but that's what my closet is full of.

Me tooo!!

UGHHH Lizard Squad. They've been on my shit list ever since I couldn't play Destiny that one time.

I, too, am a pasty white lady, despite the fact that I'm actually 1/4 Native American. I grew up with a mixed family that didn't think too highly of whiteness. One of my great-grandmothers believed my mother was cursed because she looked like my German/Irish grandfather and not my Choctaw/Apache grandmother (she was…

Exactly, Transformers wasn't made for American audiences, it was made for Chinese audiences.

Not to mention the kid would also be covered by Medicaid. It's like they don't know that it's cheaper to pay for an abortion than paying for a pregnancy, childbirth, and then covering a whole new person.

Um, the Abortion Industry is why sex is super fun and babies are expensive.

Real talk: I was actually born in that hospital, but the OB/GYN was a friend of my mom's and probably not a teenager. Probably.

Lunch seems to be my biggest money-drain. I'm always amazed at how much money I have at the end of the month if I make it a point to pack my lunches instead buying them.

I believe that's the appropriate reaction.

I weirdly really want her and BJ Novak to get (back) together. I think it's because I like her so much and he's so foxy.

The notion that games with female leads don't sell well is so weird to me. It just seems like such a random thing to blame poor sales on, like saying "this game didn't sell because the main character's armor is blue". I get that telling a story centered around a woman can be different, but unless you have some weird…