On the funeral thing, I'd like to add that if the deceased ever served in the military, a lot of that stuff ends up being free. My mother served in the navy after she graduated high school, and when she passed away a couple of years ago, her urn was free, and it was free to bury her in the local veteran cemetery with…

Ah yes, I remember two years ago after an oil change when a mechanic told me I needed some fuel thing that sounded like bullshit (a quick Google search confirmed that). I didn't get it despite the fact that my car "wouldn't run much longer without it", and somehow my car is still running just fine.

A friend of mine got her cat to lose weight by getting him a feeder that made him bat at the food to get it down so he could eat it, he basically had to work for his food.

My cat does the same thing. The worst is when he rubs up against my sweaty face and I end up with a cat hair beard. Also, I'm pretty sure my mat is his favorite place to lay.

Or, he's under the impression that the only women who don't find him irresistible are somehow mentally ill and badly need treatment, because he's so darned wonderful and they should all want him.

He came back for some booty, obv.

I don't know what's going on with that bottom picture, but she definitely looks like she's missing a leg. Also, dress and shoes are on point. I want them.

I don't have a dog, but I do have a very large, codependent cat that I'll be snuggling when I get home. I can't imagine losing a pet like that, especially when they didn't even know if he had ebola in the first place.

She is, and I can't hate on a girl that digs cats and baking, because those are also my interests.

Following her on Tumblr has made it wayy harder to be snarky about her.

Also, don't forget that the attorney general is up for re-elction as well and Pam Bondi sucks.

It's cool, I have had many fictional girlfriends and boyfriends over the years.

I would like to point out that he started this shit 15 years ago, 500 women over 15 years averages out to 2 or 3 a month. Assuming he tried more than a few times a month, he likely annoyed the shit out of thousands of women.

You're not the only one, I went directly to Amazon when I saw this too. Come onnn October 28th.

"I heard it was going to be a total reboot, and that it would have nothing to do with the other two movies," he said. "If it has nothing to do with the other two movies, and it's all female, then why are you calling it Ghostbusters?

I looooved Making the Video! The Blink-182 episode was so funny. Why isn't it a thing anymore? MTV needs to bring it back, also TRL, and Say What Karaoke. Basically it needs to be 1999 again for MTV.

Same. It's weirdly nice to see someone on TV with an ass that looks like mine.

Kaitlin Olson definitely needs to be in more things, so does Jessica Williams. I'm not just saying this because I have huge crushes on them.

Because he's super unique and interesting. Obviously.

Ew this happened to a friend of mine back when we lived together. She was supposed to go out with this guy, but then on the evening of the date didn't feel well and texted to ask if she could reschedule and he flipped the fuck out on her saying that she was just blowing him off and generally being an asshole about it.…