Why stop at fertilization? Millions of women are throwing away perfectly good pre-babies once a month by ovulating! Outlaw ovulation!

Has anyone else noticed the INSANE markup between stores? A 40-pack at Walgreens is $25, it's $10 at Target. Fucking nuts.

I intend on getting my iron throne the old fashioned way, by using dragon breath to fuse together the swords of my conquered enemies.

Just reading the word "Swaggy" made me shudder.

I originally read it in an article on Cracked here http://www.cracked.com/article_18905_11-celebrities-who-were-secretly-total-badasses_p3.html

They were both awesome, but Audrey was a spy during WWII for the Dutch Resistance and was even picked up by the Nazis and escaped. That's just bad-ass.

This! I'm by no means a thin girl, but I love my shape. People act like big girls can't love their bodies without also wanting to be thinner. I used to have major issues with my face, however. I'm 1/4 native american, and it's all in my face, I'm a tall, white version of my Choctaw/Apache grandmother. I used to feel…

Male, because men are our natural overlords. Obviously.

Why does she even have a political action committee? Serious question, because I'm pretty sure she doesn't actually do anything.

Also, it's a more qualified presidential candidate.

My dad proposed to my mom by rolling over in bed one day and saying "Hey, do you wanna get married?" after about 5 months of dating. That's it. Then they were happily married for 35 years until my mom died of cancer, at the end he was literally sleeping on a mattress on the floor next to her hospital bed. I guess my…

I made it through the first 3 chapters before I gave up. It's so poorly written, it's actually hard to read.

This is one of those items where, even if I was Oprah-rich, I couldn't justify.

Fat doesn't make you fat? Science would like a word with you.

When my old roommate wanted to start Game of Thrones, my friends and I made an effort not to spoil the end of season 1 (you know what event I'm talking about) so we could see her reaction when it happened. My boyfriend and I just so happened to come home from dinner right after she saw it and she was just wrapped up…

As a lady, I have no desire to try to put anything that big in my vagina. It's not a bottomless pit, you know.

Not so much, no. But you can think that if it makes you feel better.

That was...unsettling.

The one that really stood out was this one http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/03/born-in-the-gulag-why-a-north-korean-boy-sent-his-own-mother-to-her-death/255110/

I've read a couple of articles about people who fled North Korea, and it's worse than I could have imagined over there.