Then your dad, partner, and Michael Weston, are all women.

Because, as a lady, your single most important duty is to be fuckable at all times.

They're so adorable.

For an English major, this kid's a shitty writer. He needs this.

My favorite part:

Yeah, I'm gonna cry when I watch it on Hulu tonight. I cried when Andy and April got married. I'm a big softy.

I had no clue the resale value on my iMac was so high, I've had it for almost two years now, and I can still get $1000 for it on eBay. Good to know I can sell it in a few years for a decent price.

I met my current boyfriend on OKC, and I was the one to send the first message. I honestly never had any bad experiences with sending the first message on OKC, but I also haven't used it in over a year. It sounds like you're sending a pretty solid "hey, I exist!" message, so I'm not sure why dudes are being so shitty…

Shit, there goes my free time.

Women wore pink?! The nerve of those bitches. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the fact that almost all workout clothes have some pink in them. No, their vaginas told them to wear pink.

Jennifer Aniston took an unflattering picture?! Good god, this can only mean one thing...she's HUMAN.

This comment, I like it.

What if the Jennifer Aniston pregnancy rumors have always been true and she's just making and selling gorgeous offspring?

Dear Everyone,

It doesn't. Evidently I should have qualified the usage of the term "gay husband", it's a joke. He's my best friend, who happens to be gay.

It's a joke to us, because of the women who seek out gay men for friendship because they're gay. I probably should have qualified the "gay husband" thing in my comment.

Thanks. I figured I might get shit for the BJ comment. But the "gay husband" thing is kind of a joke to us. We realize that straight women will actively seek out gay men for friendships just because they're gay, we have agreed that it's dumb and degrading.

It's really more of a joke to us. He's my best friend who happens to be gay. That's it. We realize that women befriending gay men because they're gay has become a thing in society, but it's also a thing that we have agreed is dumb and to be mocked.

It's more of a joke between us than a label. I didn't seek him out because I wanted a gay friend, we just clicked. He's my best friend, who happens to be gay. Given the response it's gotten, I regret using the label without a qualifier.

Ah, I guess I've just always felt more comfortable coming to him with certain things than my female friends. And the BJ thing was more of a joke, but back when I was virgin he did give me pointers that have helped. Also, I would say that we should start the stereotype that gays love Africa, but it isn't entirely safe…