Not a drowning, but boogey boarding off of Delaware about 6 years ago and the wave just seemed to drop me straight down instead of propelling me forward. Went down right on top of my head. I never lost feeling or consciousness, but could easily have paralyzed me. They immobilized me but all I wanted to do was show…

I got pulled by a rip tide on the Jersey Shore at 12 years old, and bit by bit pulled out further. I spent all my energy on the first few waves and actually resigned myself to death. Lifeguards didn’t even see me. By some odd act of God, a massive wave came in and thrust me so far I broke free, and I arrived on the…

Yeah, Reid completely outcoached Belichick in every way. The Pats looked like they had never seen some of the KC offensive sets in their lives.

I’m really curious what part of that game made you think Andy Reid coached poorly.

Early 20s, swimming alone due to early 20s stupidity, off the Outer Banks of NC, where a family friend had committed suicide by drowning about 20 years earlier, which was all I could think of between my life flashing before my eyes. I didn’t know that really happens until then.

Bills are poised to take the lead in the afc east ...

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!

God damn it.

As Secretary of State, her foreign policy was a miserable failure from just about every angle.

I’ve come close to drowning in surf but still feel pretty comfortable in most conditions (its about having an exit strategy). 

When I was ten or so I weirdly just lost momentum or speed and got stuck in the tunnel of a water slide. The “lifeguard” didn’t realize and sent the next person, a dad riding with his five-or-so-year-old son. The water they pushed ahead of them started filling the tunnel and there was a moment before enough to…

Amazing that their offense gets the first two weeks of the season off.

You see that left thumb over there? That’s what Charlie Sheen’s dick looks like before his intensive moisturizing/simonizing regimen.

still look pretty fucked up to me.

Cinque Terre, Italy, getting pummeled by surf into a rocky, boulder-strewn shoreline.

14, white water rafting, the entire raft got dumped in a Class 4 series. I wound up bouncing off the bottom of the river, which is how I knew up from down, because it looked like the inside of a rootbeer float. Fortunately I got spit out quickly, because getting hydraulically stuck to the bottom of a riverbed is an…

I guess I’m lucky that I dislocated my shoulder a good while back. The first time I went swimming in the surf after that, a wave knocked me down and I partially dislocated it again, but I managed to push it back in the socket.

I was 14, and it was at North Shore, Hawaii.

Bengals or Cowboys. They don’t have a problem with Pryors.

Why is the Century 21 agent there in his mustard colored jacket?