Games shouldn’t be allowed to end on shitty goals like this.

Honestly was not even aware the WNBA had a draft at all....

So was it ruled a homerun? It looked like Hernandez circled the bases. What’s the call on that?

Yeah. It’s not about whether he has a good year or not, I’m making him either hit a pitch that’s going to be two inches from his hands or hitting him in the ass....

It would have made more sense to have it literally anywhere else in Philly. As a Philadelphia resident, no one fucking wants it where it is, but we’re so goddamn powerless because “40 million people are going to see the city reflected well on TV”—and then remember that they hate us (which is fine).

Eh. lots of puck-luck involved here too. That Sheary to Guentzel pass had nothing on it and probably could have been read better by Greene. Then Guentzel’s pass almost gets knocked down by Greene but, luckily, floats to an open area for Crosby to skate into it. Crosby’s pass is perfect though.

You’ve got an idea there. June is a great time for me to leave work for some time off.

Is this about a dick being embedded in your butt?

I guess I probably haven’t watched the NBA since, maybe, 2002?

Is that...Richard Jefferson? Is that guy still around?!

QADude recommends all men through wet, slippery balls in his direction.

I don’t know anything about soccer, particularly international soccer, but I always read Billy’s articles just to see how quickly it takes people to shit on him in the comments...

Why did he kick it at the crossbar?

Really seems like he should have kicked it harder...

Why didn’t the guy kick it harder?

He has not dad-ed enough. Any dad worth their salt can put a kid on their lap and ignore them while talking to someone else. That should be second nature.

This was a chance for this guy to be the best dad ever. Pick that kid up, put her on his lap, and continue the interview.

“Enstrom sees him coming and turns...”

There are players on every team who will hit someone without playing the puck. It’s not a requirement. You don’t need to convince me that Sestito is a dirtbag. But it’s wrong to say that, just because he was going for the hit over playing the puck, it’s his fault.

This isn’t a blind side hit. It’s incomparable. He sees him coming and, without giving the hitter enough time to react, pull up, change course, or do anything, turns his back to the player. The onus is absolutely on the hitter to deliver a proper check. I’m not arguing that. Even if Enstrom doesn’t turn, it still may…