Against what? What could you possibly need to silence your own minion for? The off chance you run into a freeze mage in ranked? The card is worthless for a 2 drop.

yeah the autoplay on the gif on the main Jalopnik page didn’t really give me the opportunity to opt out of seeing the “horrific” part

Finally. After watching twitch’s largest streamers (Sodapoppin, Amaz, etc.) repeatedly let people donate w/ text to speech racist comments and jokes, which they pretend to act like its a one off, and then it starts a trend of anything racial people can think of to start the chain of pregidous, and then maybe like a…

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

I think if I spent thousands of hours making a game, I’d code it so every NPC the illegal downloader passed flipped change at my character (even bosses), while they muttered things like “poor guy”, “here, buy yourself something to eat”, “sorry you are so hard up, don’t worry, things will probably pick up for you in…

I know you guys are trying to change your review style but I really miss the yes or no suggestion

to save you the trouble of googling it, commenters

I’m going to go out on a limb and wager that this doesn’t work so well if you’re not white. Racial politics are always at play when dealing with issues of workplace trust, performance evaluation, credit, etc. I’m glad this works for people like you, but if we’re being honest, I’m going to have to get a certification…

As someone who played D1 College Tennis with tons of international players, I know this is true. Now I’m skeptical of Grand Slam winners, because hey, you make on avg ~$1M for those, so no reason to tank.

Honestly, I’m pretty shocked.

13.5 full days that baseball is giving back to fans.

You're not the only one.

I haven't been this excited for a no goal since my girlfriend enrolled in art school

[GL63 AMG] This is the absolute most obscene, over-the-top, unnecessary automobile in the history of obscene, over-the-top, unnecessary automobiles.

I agree, I had the lights and wipers switched out as soon as I bought my used one 2 years ago.

A good way to start the day is when you come to Jalopnik and find a rally post right at the top.

Cars like these are among the most beautiful ever made, in my opinion. Not beautiful in the way that something like an Alfa Tipo 33 Stradale tugs at your heartstrings, but beautiful in its understated elegance. It's not a car that shouts about itself, it just carries on being quietly perfect.

I know you're a Mercedes guy, but you've gotta admit a new Mercedes Benz is clearly not going to last nearly as long as these older ones, why? Because of the tech and computers inside, there is no way in hell that all of that will still function properly 20-30 years from now, I wouldn't even count on 15 years. That…

There is a term you should familiarize yourself with: " pot committed" . That seems to be right where you're at. Ride that sucker til it is nothing but a heap of rust and spark plug wires. It'll be the best month of your life!