Sometimes the satire on this sight goes over my heads and I just think the authors are psychotic megalomaniacs.

But how do you do the text? The text is important.

fancy college kids getting to go to their fancy universities and drink their fancy Dorrito juice. GET OFF MY LAWN.

Have you even had Bud Lite Lime? How can you even rate fruit beers if you've never had the king?!?!?!?

*Puts fingers in ears*

This is a great article and reminds me of why I bought my 92 400E. I must say though rare and hard to find $4,000 for what is essentially the same car except mine isn't as long, has 268 hp 272 torque and the exact same interior. It is my daily driver and I request to be buried in it. Seriously. I hate arriving…

How dumb of an idea is it to NOT buy it?

I had bought a 2005 Cadillac STS in 2009. Most of the options (all of the ones I cared about), and the v8. Upfront maintenance was a little high because it ran on 8 quarts of synthetic, but I needed to change the oil according to the meter which was about 10,000 miles or so unless I was doing all city driving. If…

Marijuana.

You lost me at "one of the first rivalry weekends of the college football season"