Is it just me or does she look kind of like Melissa Joan Hart? Clarissa Explains it All: The College Years.

For Sharpie handstyles, maybe.

I'm guessing they are thin pieces of vinyl that she decoupages to her face with gum arabic each morning.

I thought it might be a rolling paper...like someone saw a package of zig-zags and was like "I BELIEVE THESE THINGS ARE USED TO CONSUME DRUGS!"

Because you did such a good job with Paris...

I take my drunkspiration from Elaine.

I hate that moment of panic when I'm drunk and light the wrong end of a cigarette.

Hey, we've all been there.

"So help me I will turn this car around...."

Good, because she is EXHAUSTING to have as a friend.

This might be an actual photo of me...

There's nothing like the taste of burnt cigarette filter. mmmmm.

One time my friend and I got really drunk at a house party and proceeded to go to the bathroom and take like 50 photos of each other peeing/posing on the toilet with our pants down. Because we were young and dumb, I think the plan had been to put a couple good ones on facebook (this was still when fb was only for…

The first photo would be spot on for me if, instead of being broken, she was clumsily trying to light the filter and muttering to herself under her breath about how complicated shit is.

These are possibly the best thing I have ever seen. Really makes me want to start my own terrible stock photo business.

I don't need a GPS to find the party, because the party is right.fucking.here.

hopefully never been used.

I'm digging the Flapper Trashed on Bathtub Gin setup.

Textbook definition of the resting bitch face

So, it's sort of the Lysa Arryn school of child rearing.