oh my god I wore SO MUCH crushed velvet in the mid-late 90's!

ahhhahaha! first actual lol all day :)

I only got 54 seconds in to that shite before I had to stop it. I'm never getting those seconds back which gives me a sad :(

Lorde is good people. I love that girl <3

but the hormones in the Mirena would significantly reduce the chance of you ovulating (as far as my understanding of them goes) - ergo - no egg anyway! :)

even more brilliant! :)

brilliant <3

lol I literally just posted here that he is a national treasure! :)

John Campbell is a national treasure down here - he's awesome :)

yep. agree to all the above.

I appreciate your honesty. I bet there are a whole bunch of parents out there who think/feel/act the same way who would never cop to it. Jesus, there have been times where I have watched OTHER peoples kids being naughty spoiled little shits and I have wanted to give them a smack!

well shit. where do I start? I'm so far in the greys nobody will see this anyway :)

this comment goes so well with your name! :)

oh my god that's fucking disgusting! way to set your kid up to be a public pain in the ass people.

you need a SheWee!! I have one and while I have never tried it on a wall they are pretty great!

baahahaha! :)

I have wondered that too... I am lactose intolerant anyway but I don't think I would be thinking "mmmm delicious teat-milk!" when I saw it at the supermarket LOL

lol you must be a very tidy breast-feeder! there are times where it squirts bubs in the face when you least expect it! :)

my mum used to use it for our eye infections when we were babies (only when we were young enough to be actually nursing) a few drops fixed them right up. I think she may have used it for cradle-cap too.

wow. that's pretty bad.