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It really Depends.

Wouldn’t that be an elaborate pull-up then?

JUST LIKE HER DIAPERS

No couple has ever remained friends directly after a breakup, THIS IS AN ELABORATE COVERUP

Did you read what I wrote?! I am not blasting her! I am WORSHIPPING HER.

True Beanie Baby story: a friend’s child had quite the collection and they were arrayed neatly on special shelves around her room. A visitor innocently asked “where did you get the bat one?” WHAT BAT ONE?!?!? It was a real bat (and a big one) snugged side by side with pink and blue fuzzies on either side. Cue much

Is she allergic to weed? Because that’s an awful lot of nose-rubbing for “rolling a joint.”

“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.”

But if they’re happy now?? Just playing devil’s advocate. And IMHO there is also a whole level of wrong when said teenager is your partner’s child.

Like a bird dog.

sure, love is strange. But having sex with a 13 year old when you are in your thirties is rape, plain and simple.

100% agree with both points. Children of color are rarely seen as “innocent” of anything and in this situation I’m sure that bias played into the fact that the system did little to help him and his family initially.

“...Vili Fualaau, meanwhile, discusses his bouts with alcoholism, depression and why he believes the system failed him while he was still a minor.”

Man, SHE’S gross. I think he is an abuse victim, same as a female child would be considered in this case if the role’s were reversed. He’s an adult now but honestly his life has been so intertwined with hers as she basically stole his childhood and saddled him with kids super early. As a result, this woman has always

She has the eyes of a serial killer.

Loving that euphemism from ABC news’ press release. “Inappropriate” is when you wear a leather miniskirt to an interview with Barbara Walters. She served seven and a half years for raping a child.

He looks worse for wear, man. She’s a fucking pedophile succubus.

As a not-that-devout Muslim, being called a terrorist is almost never cool. Can’t think of one instance of the many times people “jokingly” calling me a terrorist where I laughed with and was ok with it.

Oh hey Bill, so you’re just calling anyone with middle eastern heritage a terrorist now? I would say that’s awful, but I’ve engaged in namecalling in the past so I’m in no position to talk.