Not really. No kids over here. But If I had them, I'd keep them away from assholes like you.

You can control guns. You cannot control crazy. This is the issue.

Then don't work with kids. Clearly, it isn't your calling.

Totally, completely, indubitably agree. I'm glad her daughter is perfect, she needs to compensate for having a douchebag for a mother.

I'm pretty cool with kids. Even the bratty ones. It is the parents I tend to hate.

exactly. I completely agree- a baby walking around in a diaper is not sexualizing baby- but when you trot them out in lace and strings and padding- ewwww.

And you're totally right about the swim diaper part- I mean, that is totally acceptable.

I know- it is the weirdest thing- my husband is normally so sensible.

That is a ridiculous statement. I've seen the child prostitutes in Calcutta- yes, you absolutely can sexualize children and putting them in side tie (easy access as the boys on the beach call them) adult style bikinis is just gross. Allow children to be children, and not living barbie dolls for creepy moms.

We live at the beach, so he doesn't care what other people do with their kids... he doesn't find it appropriate for his daughter. I find the tiny string bikinis on 3 year olds super pervy, personally.

Oh, and when I asked around, it seems that the fathers of the bunch had much stronger opinions about this than the mothers. Which is sort of cute.

My kid is about to be a year old... and we received a metric ton of bikinis for her and my husband was up in arms about it. He thinks it is very inappropriate, that bikinis are designed to be titillating and sexual... so to put them on a child, even a baby, is sexualizing a little child. He doesn't get stirred up…

Because if my newborn is exposed to your unvaccinated brood, my baby could die. Or my grandmother could die. And everyone suffers because you are an entitled asshole who has issues with authority and an internet connection.

My question here and the big question we should be asking is, Who Raped Daniel Tosh? I mean, it is on his mind a LOT. Sounds like somebody needs to go to a survivors group and these jokes seem a little over the top, emotional cutting, maybe?