Who said it was average?

Jesus. If stupidity was a disease, half of this damn country would be rotting in the streets.

dibs on being in charge.

You saw that movie? I don't think even Josh Hartnett watched it.

My husband has done this before (he is an emergency medicine doc). He blocked the nerves with a local before he did it (the guy WAS in a lot of pain.) His erection was from meds. Apparently he and his lady friend had a fun night, went to sleep, and he woke up still hard from the night before. My husband only used…

have to remove some fluid first before putting any more in. Besides, lidocaine burns for the first couple seconds after its injected, anyways.

I'm sorry but an erection that won't go down still won't get me to jog.

That would be hard on any guy.

I try to write my name on the ceiling.

If I told my husband that I wasn't comfortable with a particular sexual act and his response was "that is such a turn-off", I might never have sex with him again.

When I was first dating a guy a while back, he finished in my mouth after I specifically requested he didn't. "Oh, it was just so good. I couldn't help myself!" he said. Meanwhile, he came so much. . . and it tasted so bad that I was left with blow job PTSD for the duration of our relationship.

"reward her with praise"

They will probably come up with a purrfect plan.

They are definitely planning his death. They aren't kitten around.

My face will be the last thing you see before you die.

Cats did not find that amewsing.

Those meows...they were bad bad words.

SOON.

That man is going to get murdered in his sleep. The police will have no idea who did it. The cats will never pay for their crime.

If he thinks this is funny, wait until he sees what we put inside his shoes.