I saw her in concert a few weeks ago and was mesmerised by her weirdo awkward dance moves. I don't even know what she is like but she's awesome :)

god she has the most amazing hair though! I love how she looks with that updo :)

my first thought was that vomit ALWAYS has carrot and corn in it. I literally would not have the guts to drink this monstrosity!

travelling internationally with that many pets is criminally negligent. cats tend to find air travel quite distressing and that sounds like a fucking long flight to be trapped in a confined space that is extremely noisy. these people seem to be assholes.

I've seen it happen and yeah it fucks them up - especially not being able to move past the whole 'sex is evil/gross/forbidden' and the one day suddenly married and allowed to do all these things but no fucking (sorry) clue where to begin.

ugh yes I have met a few women who are the same. one is in her 40's and so negative and unlikable so not a huge surprise there. three others are all single (never had a boyfriend of any description and waiting for Jesus to drop one on their doorstep), they all live in the same house and are early to mid 30's. they…

me too - bright hair is rarely offensive. I don't give a rat's what colour your hair is - as long as it doesn't end up in my food!

no confusion - they were definitely knocking boots.

mmm hmmm. I get the impression it's more about the kids looking a little too 'ethnic' than the kids looking poor. it's pretty fucking sad that people are so mean about cheap nasty bulk candy :(

I'm watching because curious but no, I'm not quite getting there either :/

hahahaha I'm DYING here!! :) :) you are brilliant!

that's what got me too - he looked like he was really into it and that made me swoon!

giving a Mom shit about not breast feeding when she has had total mastectomies is really fucking low :(

I had slept with a few people but when I got married my husband was a virgin (although we fooled around before the wedding we never went all the way). We had a casual early afternoon wedding and drove to our honeymoon destination afterwards. He was so nervous that evening and so was I but our first time was amazing -…

this. exactly. he gave me the heebies. I couldn't tell if he was supposed to be a child or just a tiny man. If your only talent/purpose in this world is biting the heads off living creatures then you are dispensable.

oh god the words "plopping clots" just made my stomach turn! lol GROSS!! :)

yep - those muscles push everything down. guess that's why women poop while giving birth.

your cat is awesome!

another fellow Kiwi here! I came here to say exactly what you said about abusers and animals - I am so glad you got away from this piece of shit! and that you still have Jordi <3

I hope you laughed like a fucking hyena and scared the holy shit right out of him!