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DING DING!! :) we have a weiner!

HOLY SHIT 2 pints of blood?? I didn't think the average erection would have anywhere near that much blood in it.

would this be a problem for women...? there is no way to put this politely, but, if women get turned on there would be some degree of 'wetness'... how would you stop that happening and if I'm not mistaken STI's can be transmitted through bodily fluids so would that be a concern for either actress/actor if they were

interesting thought about there being enough room for a uterus. I guess technically you could find room for it but there would have to be some kind of framework within the abdomen to attach it to (otherwise it would float around and potentially get twisted or stuck somewhere and a pregnancy would have it growing in

never been so proud to be a Kiwi - basically everything Lorde touches turns into gold and this song is awesome. I'm seeing her live next month and I hope so much that she sings this song!!

me too. I think she has an amazing Resting Bitch Face though. Brrr so cold!

ahh sorry I didn't see your posts at the time :)

oooh thank you! I like this :)

I think my brain just had a valid enema from watching this nasty fucking video!

oh god I am a jellyfish fanatic and this is the best (sexy) costume I have ever seen! :)

there is something about moving cars that cats HATE. all my cats have been nice kitties but went batshit once the car started moving. I dread taking them to the vet. but at home an open cat carrier is an endless source of amusement and they like it. cats ARE weird though for sure.

cite your source?

1 - that HAS to be painful I don't care what anyone says!

that certainly would have eased some tension on my sleepless 14hr longhauls from Brisbane to LA...

this information makes me feel slightly more relieved about flying. I see those big doors and wonder if any of the passengers have some crazy urge to see if they can open it!

that last sentence. holy fucking hell! who says shit like that?!? I'm all about celebrating 'the vagina' and it's myriad of talents but this seems a little too passionate even for me. Bitches be crazy!

such horseshit. I remember more than one boy that I wanted to kiss me and they wouldn't. it was really fucking annoying!

enough is enough! I've HAD IT with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking island!

I thought Aunt Petunia was a massive bitch about Harry's birthday - didn't she give him a paper clip one year?

came here to post exactly that! omfg I would have been wondering all day if she had not specified that each foot had a shoe on it. Also the fixation on chest hair is very fucking odd. I don't remember anything in the Bible that has specific chest hair laws...