Two questions. How is he not in pain and where did it go? Where did it GO?
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It looks like a baked potato.
A sock would be more erotic. A wet unnaturally grey Fruit of the Loom sock that got trapped in the drum of the washing machine, which I pulled out with a rusty wire, would be more erotic.
Yeah but everything inside would probably get cooked like a baked potato. Gotta decide how much you want it.
Perhaps an aluminum foil tentacle hooks back there?
Oh its SOOOOOOOOO cute! My 2 year old insisted (loudly) yesterday that she needed her uuumbwewah because it was raining. Today she took a whole minute to spit out the word "wain coat". She owns neither an umbrella nor a rain coat.
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I want one of those!
Wait, the NBC article says it was a hospital bracelet (as in he was recently admitted to the hospital), not a medical bracelet (like the ones people wear for medical issues ie allergies/diabetes/pacemakers).
Butt diamonds are better than blood diamonds.
For some reason I keep thinking about the old superman movie where he grabs a piece of coal in his hand and squeezes it into a diamond.
Sir, I don't see anything!
She was just there! I swear!
Where was he fiddling with his yoke anyhow? In his seat? I mean, I'm pretty sure if I got caught masturbating I'd want to jump out of a plane too, but you have to at least hide it.
The bright side to this (always look on the bright side of life!) is that the crazy was outweighed by physics: you cannot open emergency doors mid-flight. It's physically not possible:
How have I reached the ripe old age of 45 without knowing that you could become a member of the Mile High Club solo?
...had been caught masturbating, had engaged in a verbal altercation with another passenger...
Oh, I'm sorry! No, she's fine. Alive and well, a very healthy toddler.
"If you have any kind of pain absolutely anywhere from the waist up, it could be a heart attack."
We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…