As someone who (luckily? Unluckily?) developed a thirst breast in their lifetime, and chose to have it removed, let me tell you this. A third breast will always be under an existing one, like a dog. Never in the middle. That'll get you caught every time.

Caitlin Moran? Really? The same woman who said she didn't give a shit about the lack of WOC on the show Girls? Why would you allow her to post something on here? This isn't even good, and most people here agree. None of the advice is helpful and it's pretty condescending.

How about we just offer one piece of advice to teen girls: nobody knows what the fuck they are doing. Even adults. Even adults with book deals.

Hah! Me too. I thought I was SO fat when I was a kid. I really thought I was huge and disgusting. What I actually was was an extremely early developer and curvy as hell when all my friends were still developing. I found some photographs of me on holiday in Ibiza with my parents when I was about 15, I was wearing a…

I'd be like 'Sixteen year old me, I know you're chronically ill and also undergoing serious mental health issues but in ten years time, you will... still be chronically ill and undergoing serious mental health issues. You won't be any richer, either. But in a couple of years, nature is going to give you an extra…

I would tell my self

Things I Would Tell My Teenage Self:

'ask a boy with nice hair to kiss you. They always will. They always will. Indeed, over the next twenty years of asking boys to kiss you, none of them will ever say no '

I always assumed the boys with nice hair were gay. Maybe that's why I didn't get anywhere with them? (Okay, PARTIALLY why.)

I think the only advice teenagers really need is to be safe. Going to a party where everyone's going to be completely drunk (because you probably will)? Make sure you can spend the night or have someone sober who will come and get you, so you don't have to get in a car with a drunk driver! Going to have sex (because…

I actually grew up only a few miles from a Hallmark factory in Missouri.

Everything I just read made me cringe.

How embarrassed should I be for immediately knowing what 55378008 meant?

What the what??!? Am I not getting a joke? (That is not a rhetorical question!)

So much boob sweat.

There are only 2 things that I would tell my younger self-

Uh, as a parent of a 13 year old girl....I very much don't want her to go out "— out anywhere where young men drink alcohol."

What in the fresh hell did I just read?

Called it.