Go on kids, crack it open!
*thwack, thwack**crack*
CANDY——NOOO NOT CANDY NOOOO



*screaming**tiny suction cup noises*

*more screaming*

!!!

Read it as "abominable skin", was willing to go with it.

I have cliffhanger boobs. I can fit a hand in-between my boobs. My sister and I were lamenting this when my mother chimed in with "why does it have to be a hand?!"

I can't help but feel that when I decided I wasn't interested in dating I just did not go out on dates. Totally free and did not require anesthesia or special clothing! This is a lot of effort and money just to avoid dating.

I hope this gets popular. I have an etsy shop where I only sell three-breasted bikini tops and so far business has been really slow.

And why would you bother to buy a whole bunch of trikini tops if the point of this was to get guys to ignore you!?!?!

Where did she get all of those triple bikini tops? Trikini tops?

Yeah, everything about her screams, "Don't look at me!"

MAYBE SHE CAN ONLY AFFORD ONE NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD MULTIPLE TRIBRAS.

Though I think a photoshop expert would be more helpful in this than me, the issue would be one of placement. Most implants are placed under muscle flaps (of which we only have two, one on each side) or in space that already houses breast tissue (again, only 2 of those. At most) . So a space would need to be made over…

This woman and I have very different priorities. Mine is basically to avoid the hell of bra shopping as much as humanly possible. Hers is to look at the 9th circle of hell, bra shopping, and say, "How can I make this even harder?"

Plus from the pictures it would appear she only has one tribra. I'm not convinced. Anyone planning on getting a third breast would have invested in making several tribras pre surgery.

Maybe that's why he says it would take several surgeries? To stretch out the skin there? With a series of larger implants maybe? I have already spent much more time thinking about this than I want to or should have.

I don't take issue with this. I mean if you are going to get plastic surgery, may as well go all out and really look unique instead of trying to trick folks into to thinking you aren't 80 years old. However, I can't for the life of me figure out why she thought ADDING a breast was going to make men less interested…

But would a third breast really be placed right there, though? Folks who have third and fourth nipples tend to have them in the configuration of other mammals - parallel lines.

Helena Bonham Carter plays the paintings. All of them. She's that good.

"We feel bad that she had to LASH OUT this way."

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CALL A ROOM IN YOUR COMIC BOOK STORE A "RAPE ROOM?

bullshit