if “adults are willing to experiment on our kids” then maybe they should be questioning the background checks of GS troop leaders and authority figures, not the children who are just trying to join a fun organization to meet new friends and participate in fun activities with their current ones.

Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha! Would a “water balloon size = dick size” joke be in terrible taste since we’re talking about kids here?

And this is why my cookie budget every year is more or less unlimited. (And by the way— please buy from the big girls— yeah tiny Brownies are adorbs but the Juniors, Cadets and Seniors are doing amazing things with that money!)

Also from the AFA’s dumbass petition:

criticism from conservative religious groups.

The American Family Association can go get fucked. Telling kids that they shouldn’t be part of a “family”, such as the GSA because they’re different is a pretty damn shitty family value if you ask me.

Meanwhile, in Boy Scout news: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/rache…

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “THE GIRL SCOUTS ARE ACCEPTING GIRLS?!”

I think it IS dick-ish behavior, not because a bouquet toss is a huge deal, but because it’s HAHA LOOK EVERYONE LOOK HOW MUCH I DON’T WANT TO MARRY THIS GIRL LOL.

One of the nuggets is naked on the floor next to bones. What is happening?

Let me get this straight...

Actually, the real punchline is the one he didn’t intend: By swatting away the bouquet, he may have just saved her from marrying a complete jerk.

That’s how it struck me. She’s obviously reaching for the bouquet and looks fairly pleased until he steps in - which, to me, makes it feel like the joke is at her expense. Also, I’m not sure if Mark was being sarcastic in the article or not, but I really do think she looks disappointed when she turns back to him. :/

I mean, even if I was totally secure in my relationship I would find it a bit humiliating. Like I wouldn’t necessarily be mad because I didn’t get my hands on it or because I would think that meant my SO was a commitment-phobe, but I would be mad because it would be embarrassing and rude.

If this is real, it’s totally a dick move.

Uhm, is this really dickish behavior? If my date did that I would find it funny (although I would also probably mercilessly tease him for being a commitment-phobe).
Do some people actually take the bouquet toss seriously and get upset about stuff like this? (I’m genuinely asking, not snarking.)

My hair has a HUGE ass — is there a stearate or quaternium distillate that can help? I’m having a really hard time finding leggings to fit my hair.

Why are these the only two people present for a bouquet tossing?

A surfactant is one of those things that helps oil and water mix so that you can clean your greasy hippy hair.