If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.

Females gone feminist.

Judge Kara Brown referred to them as “twin bundles of karma,” which is correct. I look forward to welcoming them as junior Jez staff members in like 15 years.

Yeah, really. I opened a Nordstrom’s account and then went to Europe for work for two weeks and the payment deadline passed. I came home to five phone calls from them, frantic for their payment. The balance was about $70.

His children are adorable and I feel so badly for them. They didn’t choose to have a flaming dickwad for a father :(

I need to figure out how to run up millions in debt like this. Collectors make such a big deal when I get a little behind on a couple hundred in hospital bills, but apparently if you owe a few millions, you can just spend all your time partying.

Aww don’t feel bad Chris! This video is my go to when I need a good laugh. Ron and Jerry/Garry/Larry/Terry’s reaction is the best part.

But who can you hate a man who french braids?

For shaaaaaaaame.

Abramovic is already an Art legend. The exposure she gets from Jay-Z is to an audience that wouldn’t be into her at all.

I know way more about Jaden Smith than a middle-age lady should.

because THEY HAVE VERY IMPORTANT JOBS LIKE ASKING HOW GOOD DOES THE PLAYER THINK THAT HE WON.

wait why would anyone be angry about this

Isn’t Jay Z the guy who said something like “I help the poor by existing” or some shit?

that kid has incredible genes. here’s steph’s parents

SUDDENLY I HAVE A VERY REAL INTEREST IN BASKETBALL

I believe Kim. She was broken up with him while they were on tv together. When she cried about him moving in with her in NY... that shit was OVER.

Can all people please bring their children to all press conferences so that press conferences don’t suck as bad?

The Abramovic/Jay Z thing sounds like the kind of “you’ll get paid in exposure” deal that commenters here usually love to hate. I wonder if their love of Jay Z will render him immune, or if how much people hate performance art will mean no one has sympathy with Abramovic.

Why so many quotes from the interviewer? Who cares what she or he thinks?