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These pictures encompass the feeling I get whenever my mom posts literally anything on Facebook.

As a Romney and a Republican, is she drinking red wine and Scotch?

Can we please talk about how silly Mitt Romney looked while “fighting” Evander Holyfield? It was 100x more ridiculous than anything Ann did.

seriously, please don’t use “penultimate” without looking it up first.

Drunk? Maybe. Probably. Drunk on power? 30 years running. Drunk on vapid stupidity? Yes. Drunk on hypocrisy? I don’t have a chart powerful enough to measure that.

Did she get kicked in the head by her fancy horse or something?

I dont like her husband nor his politics but DAMN cant this woman go out and harmlessly enjoy herself without being made fun of? Slow news day jezebel?

At least she wasn’t wearing a grill?

Really. How dare a rich, privileged heterosexual white woman act goofy and have fun at a charity event on a Friday night.

It's a good thing second hand embarrassment isn't fatal.

I’m not excusing the manger’s behavior, but a person can only put up with the same sort of stupidity from multiple people before they snap. And the sort of customer stupidity that goes on in a Starbucks is particularly aggravating. The video doesn’t show if Chen did anything aside from not putting her purchases on the

You were using “penultimate”...like...ironically; right? Because you know that penultimate doesn’t mean “super best.” I know you know that.

And here, we witness years of abuse at the hands of coffee drinkers resulting in human Chernobyl. She did say “it’s on the house, now go” at the start of the video, Chen should have just started walking — free cookie straw! I never lost my cool as a barista at this weird music venue I used to work at, but there were

Don’t leave us hanging... what does Jimmy Fallon consider the “ultimate” in late-night comedy then?

The Filharmonic won

fuck. Ok the manager is wrong here, whatever. But can people stop fucking filming people at their place of work? This creeps me the fuck out. I also work at a coffee shop, and I work alone a lot, even when it’s busy. And I fucking lose my shit sometimes if there’s a rush and I’m overwhelmed and alone. Afterwards I

She’s not “the” manager, she’s a supervisor “manager on duty” or something.

What the hell is a cookie straw? Come on Starbuck Canada, get your heads out of your asses and get us some cookie straws. Apparently they’re all the rage. Get it? Rage! ha. I kill me.

COOKIE STRAWS?!?! I want one!