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Matt, look on the bright side...I’m sure this feels better than being up 28-3 once.

Upside- if THIS cheater jumps into a river we can make lamb chops

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Saving everyone else the trouble of googling.

It’s Toronto. They obviously love Chuggo.

It’s a shame that one of the Thai players who spoke English didn’t let Meghan Rapinoe know that if she celebrates like that again that she’ll be eating box through a straw for the next 6 months.

Anything you put on the teleprompter. A-ny-thin-ga

I like to post this every once in a while

Yep. The only way you have a take as stupid as this article is if you’ve only watched like twenty races in your life. If this were a maiden claimer it takes them a minute to dq the 7. It’s very lucky the race ended with no dead horses or hospitalized humans.

“Bullshit?” Did we watch the same race? Luis Saez almost took the whole field and then where would we be? You be screaming “HORSES DIE SO ONE PERCENT RICH ASSHOLES CAN GET THEIR KICKS.”

They should absolutely wear Whalers jerseys as their alternates. And they need to play Brass Bonanza when they score!

Guns n Roses was way out in front of the whole global warming thing, ppl forget that

“The rules are too hard to understand, so there should just be no rules.”

It’s “VAR made the right call, so despite any other legitimate criticism of the system, this article is like 1000 words longer than it needs to be.”

lemme get this straight: one of the problems with VAR is that correct decisions seems confusing to people who don’t know the rules and/or dont have access to the replay

This is like Grover’s monster at the end of the book. I know you say “WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A JOKE.” but damn if I don’t want to read it anyway to see if it’s a really good joke.

that’s the NBA equivalent of Napoleon Dynamite’s dance scene