Douche and a turd sandwich were the terms used on a PBS radio show I heard last week.

At least it’s not as bad as the last time he saw some dudes handling their weapons in public.

And it turns out that the employee is a fan of CHARLESTON NORTHERN, or whoever the fuck, their greatest rivals!

British plugs are the best in the world.

Grow a pair of tits? How would that help?

It may not be a cake, but that’s not a uniform he’s wearing you bloody wankers.

Apparently it’s a mob of underemployed youth, incidentally if you mention you can do the “Melbourne shuffle” when applying for a mortgage nothing happens.

In the future i bet the imps wish everyday is like the 12th of July.

Dad loves golf, mom hates dad. Hit him where it hurts.

MULTIBALL!

There is a huge nazi/Harry Potter crossover thing going on. Google “Hermione Goering” cosplay for further proof.

Toner? From the printer? Wtf

So yesterday a team won without playing and today a team that lost, wins? WTF deadspin! Why don’t you stop reporting on commie euro soccer ball and get back to good old American sports, we haven’t had an NFL rape story for at least 12 hrs surely there must be another one soon.

Those two are definitely fucking. Why can’t anyone else see this?

America, as a whole, spends more on cooling than heating. YOUR POINT STANDS!

Actually last year I had the sniffles and shrunk wrapped an onion to each foot before bed every night. Less than two weeks later the sniffles were gone.

Collage college

Factorio, it may be only March but I think it’ll be my GOTY. Haven’t seen it on kotaku yet which is strange.

Seriously? How am I supposed to get outraged now.....ugh.

Imagine he’ll have a few drinks to celebrate tonight, not too many though as I’m sure he doesn’t want to get legless.