I’m not a scientist or a doctor but tritium doesn’t sound like anything I’d like to see on the menu at your local Applebees. Conclusion IT CAUSES CANCER AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!

There’s a bj’s just round the corner from there at the mall and on the second floor of the mall there is an extreme anal discount store.

Is Hollywood racist? The sign is white so I’m thinking yes. Also aren’t Jews (Jewish people?) massively over represented in Hollywood? I think woody Allen should give his studio to whoopi Goldberg (actually not Goldberg) and other high profile Jews (Jewish people) should give their positions to blacks (black people).…

I’d just ridden a mile on a bike in a snowstorm, NO-ONE is going to be hanging major doing after that.

Thank you! I was that delivery driver and your mom let me have tops and fingers on the drive back. Amen.

Plus if you don’t tip the mailperson at least a buck per item (even if it’s junk mail) every single day then you are worse than Hitler and should kill yourself.

Maybe one was pregnant, and it wasn’t an immaculate conception because there wasn’t three wise men there cos men are all stoopid. HIGH FIVE JEZEBEL!

Perhaps it’s a photo of their GHOSTS!

No he’s not for $100 million (upfront, cash) I can do that for him.

Your wife had Cox? Is her name Caitlyn?

***FAINTS***

You are correct. I am not a scientist but a sparkler is hotter than the sun. The sun gives the illusion of being hotter as it is bigger. This can be best illustrated in the equation b!+32>f¥

It seats 12 people, just not at the same time.

Ugh. Yet again there is nothing on a nations flag to represent the transgender.

Toughest fuck marry kill ever

Jared?

Good. For too long science has overrun the wishes of the superstitious. Hopefully we can regress faster and further now. I looked forward to the day my spirit animal, an eagle, can soar to the heavens and shit all over you nerds. Also I eagerly await the opportunity to stone to death all the atheists, whores,…

Had a teacher who hated the use of the word nice.

Is SIM city worthwhile now? I remember a lot of flak when it was released.

Is SIM city worthwhile now? I remember a lot of flak when it was released.

Wish I had that sort of revenue then I could maybe spring for a pair of 80 dollar slippers.