WA state and colorado are the two states providing superbowl teams and are also the only 2 states to legalize mara,marj, pot.

it was actually a middle aged black dude FACT. dont you think black dudes can be misogynistic you RACIST!

TOP TIP if you want to lie, first convince yourself that the lie is true and the rest is easy. I have this tip to thank for my wonderful life, my wonderful wives, my wonderful mistresses, my wonderful fur lined helicopter and of course everything ive ever posted online.

im wearing jeans right now and trying to stick a finger up my ass - i cant do it! its impossible, try it for yourself - it would have to be thinner clothing.

hey if its your first late payment its okay because you are talking to yourself on the telephone. i watch too much tv.

having slept with 1000s of ladies i can say that poor women are better at the sex in their 20s while rich women are better at the sex in their 30s (and probably older but i dont do gilfs). i dont know why this is. also the poors look good quicker while the richs take longer to look hotter. FACT

i have one - im a trapeze artist at cirque d'perve only problem is when you sweat (as you do when trapezing) its very obvious.

ms ryan more like ms andry if you ask me

burn her! burn her!

im gonna take a pic of my 40something hairy, yet pimpled, man ass and im not going to wipe first. PUT THAT ON YOUR COVER

all you need to know is the basics (no defender between forward and the goal when the ball is played forward) and little bits of trivia (interfering with play, cant be offside from a throw-in) and you can bullshit with anyone.

hitlers more famous - he has the edge because of photos and in those photos he has a moustache, a hitler moustache funnily enough. if hitler came back to earth everyone would know who he is, those other dudes not so much. he even has godwins law. which ive just used.

welcome to civilisation, yeah with an s. only the animals eat from troughs.

he was originally a stand up comedian in the uk, called himself "bing hitler" - a poor mans jerry sadowitz was the most common comparison. then he went to america and became amazingly HUGE. very surprising to people in the uk but good luck to him.

nothing wrong with lame-o - just say what you feel! dont let others dictate your expressions - being open is the definition of cool beans. just BE! now how is your relationship with jesus christ and his father god in heaven above?

hurrah the (slightly) hotter chick won and isnt that what this "sport" is all about? also <insert your richard wagner pun here, something about valkyries maybe? im too dumb for this>

i am excellent at giving relationship advice - someone ask me an example (or real) question and i will give considered and useful advice, but be quick my wife comes home in 30 mins and she doesnt let me on the computer

I KNOW! THE WORLDS GONE MAD!

i though miss golden globes was a reference to her boobs but apparently its a real thing. also spike jonze is white.