you ever partied with a rock star? in the 80s perhaps you would have a point. baclstage theses days there are more 6packs on the "stars" than there are on the table. no drugs just yoga.

can you queef and fart at the same time?

tidy is better than bald. bald looks too much like a plucked chicken and i worry about salmonella if i get too close

backing up into the loading bay after an epic 16 hr drive with my load of coal in euro truck simulator 2. imagining yourself exiting from the cab and going to take a huge rewarding dump - nothing beats it.

oh i bought it today, played thru the tutorials then went to work, came back played one game versus the pc and DESTROYED THEM on easy setting WITH MY VICTORIOUS ARMY AND NAVY! I SHALL SLEEP WELL AS WILL MY SUBJECTS SAFE FROM INVADERS AND VAGABONDS

the president is the puppet, who pulls the strings has the real power. im not saying its the BIG BAD JEWS

dont forgot euro trucker 2, 6 bucks or so - i just bought out as im from europe and it costs 6 bucks. played it for 10 mins so far, it felt a bit GTA ish, driving my big truck - then i got bored - no guns/explosions/hooker and gave up.. was real relaxing for a while, i was driving in my cab with the beegees on. ill…

would you have him over russell wilson - last year those were the top two "young" qbs and a lot of people were saying rgiii is the better.

HELL YEAH - and the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon nah nah nah nah man in the moon!

keep loving your 1%er friends off tv you tedious cunt.

shes a twat. her father surprisingly called nigel, was the chancellor of the exchequer for thatchers govt. ie the uk equivalent of dick cheney.

i remember back in the day with my spectrum 48k how i had to load up games with a tape recorder, used to take 3 mins or so - i imagine some americans can remember the same with their commodore64s. man that was a drag thankfully we dont need to put up that shit any WHAT THE FUCK! QUARTER AN HOUR TO LOAD A GAME nope…

feed them to a dog. then sell the dog, someone might buy the dog. PROFIT!

how do i earn a bitcoin? i dont want to pay for it - i just want one, how do i "mine" one? ive got 5hrs till i go to work can i get one before then? can i leave my computer on while at work mining a coin?

according to 23andme.com im 3% neanderthal thats more than 99% of y'all.

but what about me?

what are the cool shows to watch? im old i dont anything! HELP ME! please tell me what shows i should namedrop? i watched the simpsons last week for fucks sake. HELP ME!

i thought this was an internet joke you made up, now its on my telly