dont believe the hype - a wife is sadly not a "kind of sexy butler that you also love".

PHWOAR! look at the tits on rosa park and jane goodall

sheriff fatman?

you can do as she did - apply on his site. you too can get 400 extra twitter followers!

i think cum is ok for the substance eg - his cum dribbled down her leg, like an errant bird poo. but for cumming i prefer something else, climaxing, orgasming, eg - her climaxing pussy gorged on his pulsating member like a cheetah binging on the unfortunate gazelle.

yeah good point maybe its just standard practice in the porno industry or its an in joke or the name of a past enemy of hers. it would be good if she came (lol) below the line and answered a few questions.

tbf if you are doing nudies on the internet you dont want it to be the first thing that comes, sorry cums, up in a google search. she has a kid for one thing and also her career may branch out in a different direction where it would be inappropriate. Trust me i know, im currently a pastor but a few years ago i had a…

namecheck for jeremy beadle! he had a tiny cock but on the other hand it was quite big!

interesting* fact. if you go to the uk and want a milky way you have to buy a mars bar - however there is a milky way in the uk but it is almost identical to a 3 muskateers. there is no 3 muskateers bar in the uk, french cunts you see.

to be honest it looks a lot like everyones fav babysitter father o'feely in black face.

im from scotland and have never heard of this ever. although it may have passed me by as im not very into this sort of stuff. eg earlier this week i found out a meal out is not enough for a second wedding anniversary, a gift is also required. who knew?

in the uk wanker is up there at around 3rd in the offensive words league behind cunt and fuck( and derivatives thereof). its definitely higher than shit bugger and bastard

as a MAN my only role in the birthing process, albeit the second* most important role in the whole pregnancy thing, is to cut the placenta. It takes a steady hand and has to be cut right to avoid the baby having an outie for the rest of its days. By leaving it hanging for a week this woman denies MEN their basic…

yeah they did. bale is described as the best british player. england is part of britain. if you are english you are british, if you are british you arent necessarily english. you could be scottish, northern irish or, like bale, welsh.

her momma seems bitter, perhaps because she never capitalized on her one hit wonder 500 miles.

pumpkin pie at number 2 is obvious trollbait - dont take it!

i knew an Adolphina born 1938 in the uk, now known as Ada and probably has been since 1939.

bottom line after great: the : is just a smiley for mad stalker stare

you are my new god - what is your next commandment?

are you the only person playing online? is it shit so you have resorted to commenting on websites?