If they can make it weak, super thin, and with the texture of sandpaper, then my office building will be very interested.

“A picture is worth a thousand words.” Just use a photo or two. Or a simple line drawing!

Wow, chill out dawg. No one’s talking about scaling this up to any kind of degree that would remotely affect the climate of an entire region. I’m an avid environmentalist, and people like you make environmentalists look insane.

You basically just described the risks of making any medical tests available to the general public without the order or counseling of a physician.

okay but i just learned how to pronounce it. let me get some mileage out of it before it’s retired.

This is insane to me lol.  On someone’s birthday should only they get cake or dinner?  You make a special meal in honor of the person and you make it about them, but food is no fun if you are the only one eating it.

Can I buy a toaster with Bitcoin?

Instead of using the grill which I imagine would have a harder time regulating the temperature, I purchased an induction burner from amazon. I can sear meat and fish and deep fry outside without stinking up and dirtying my home.

Because it as forced? They were offered 10 episodes. They said “no, we can do it in six”. They clearly couldn’t. It all felt rushed and UNEARNED and UNSATISFYING.

for me its less not seeing it coming as much as the show being so hamfisted about getting us here.

Nothing makes me happier than this. If anyone reading this still hasn’t tried an Impossible Burger topped with their favorite cheese and cooked to the temp of their choice, I highly recommend it. 

But what do you want? Did you watch Fantastic Beasts 2? Did you see what the storyline was about (Grindelwald gaining power back via Credence, and recruiting new members)? Did you not see the longing in Dumbledore’s eyes, his reluctance to get involved because it’s so personal for him? Did you not realise that…

planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

It always makes me laugh how strongly England holds on to its silly and pompous idea that they are so classy and formal.

This should be retitled “The 10 Dumbest Ways to Use Zip Ties.”

Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

i think, since the 60's, its been dwindling down and down and down to nothingness, and probably purely for aesthetic reasons.

But is it not because they are more likely to be sexually active and/or open to new partners?