If they can make it weak, super thin, and with the texture of sandpaper, then my office building will be very interested.

“A picture is worth a thousand words.” Just use a photo or two. Or a simple line drawing!

okay but i just learned how to pronounce it. let me get some mileage out of it before it’s retired.

This is insane to me lol.  On someone’s birthday should only they get cake or dinner?  You make a special meal in honor of the person and you make it about them, but food is no fun if you are the only one eating it.

Instead of using the grill which I imagine would have a harder time regulating the temperature, I purchased an induction burner from amazon. I can sear meat and fish and deep fry outside without stinking up and dirtying my home.

Nothing makes me happier than this. If anyone reading this still hasn’t tried an Impossible Burger topped with their favorite cheese and cooked to the temp of their choice, I highly recommend it. 

planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

It always makes me laugh how strongly England holds on to its silly and pompous idea that they are so classy and formal.

This should be retitled “The 10 Dumbest Ways to Use Zip Ties.”

Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

i think, since the 60's, its been dwindling down and down and down to nothingness, and probably purely for aesthetic reasons.

But is it not because they are more likely to be sexually active and/or open to new partners?

Zojirushi Neuro Fuzzy Ricce Cooker, 5.5 cups

Zojirushi Neuro Fuzzy Ricce Cooker, 5.5 cups

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Could’ve been worse, yes.

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

-1/2 star for taking the joke too far and for missing ‘involved’

Probably has a lot more to do with the fact that the offenders shown are named Kobe, Melo, Harden, Aldridge and Terry than the fact he is Asian.