How about this: is it uncanny how many times Pizzolatto wears leather jackets in promotional interviews? Is it uncanny that that's uncanny to me?

Internet outrage is not famous for its sense of proportion.

If my hunch is right and a high number of Breitbart users also visit dodgy fetish porn sites computer-disabling viruses haven't been enough to keep them off the Internet so far.

Your bullshit isn't getting past him, Hollywood. Whenever you depict someone as having a poor work ethic and unhealthy eating habits this liberal, culturally sensitive college professor sees it for exactly what it is - a representation of black people.

But he's an uncle. Surely there are no characters of African descent referred to as "Uncle" who are racially inflammatory. Safe on that score.

Oh, they have TVs. And refrigerators. And indoor heating. All those so-called "poor people" are living it up on the dime of John Q. Jobcreator.

You can put Alex Garland's name in the link. We know who that is.

I was removed via peremptory challenge in a wrongful death suit against Ford. It was either because it was in Cobb County, Georgia and I answered on the questionnaire that I was, of the three options presented, a "liberal Democrat" (instead of "moderate" or "conservative Republican") or it was because I said I watch…

This was going to be the one thread where we talked about something else but I guess that's as difficult to be successful at as fighting a counterinsurgency campaign against the Fremen.

I've got the sex comedy template in front of me ready to fill in the MadLibs, IMDb. Matt Barr must be the blonde they fight over before each discovers the one they really want is the smart brunette friend they've been overlooking the whole time, but who are the brunettes? Matt Jones and Kal Penn?

What's the marketing sweet spot here? Boyfriends going with their girlfriends? Why would (straight) women want to see a Kate Upton comedy? Why would a man believe this is going to be something they would've shown on USA Up All Night? It doesn't sound funny. Why is William H. Macy doing this? WHO(M) IS THIS MOVIE FOR?

That isn't nearly as nerdy as what I said. So, I .. win?

No one did. He and Mrs. Wilberforce survived. (Alt: No one did. John Brown Gordon died of natural causes in 1904, limey.)

If she murders Jake Johnson with a crysknife I will watch however many episodes it takes to get to that part.

Is anyone ever going to talk about how Daddario's eyes indicate saturation of the blood by the spice melange? Be distracted if you want, but those people are hyper-violent space zealots. We only forget that because they support the protagonist(s). I'm not confident I could convince her I'm the Mahdi, so I remain wary.

Checked IMDb. There isn't a movie called "Amirite?" in production. Yet.

Point to Bill Hicks. It really is futile to criticize people in marketing and advertising. All it does is make the ouroboros hungry.

If the parents of a teenage son they let visit Murder World sue because he was beaten to death with a nail-studded bat can we finally agree on the need for tort reform?

Sorry, Rob. Will Poulter's already booked. You'll have to use Dave Franco.

No games. No time-wasting conversations. The offer is real. The AV Club comment threads are the Craigslist of cash transfers. F4M. Finance 4 Morons.