Here today, gone Trevorrow.

Two games I wish they’d remaster:

Hot take: Ben Wyatt is far superior to Jim Halpert.

Ha excellent thoughts. Glad my stupid comment elicited such a good response. I enjoy all three, though I’m just now getting into brooklyn 99. It seems dumber, and more ridiculous, in a way I love. It suits Andy Samberg of course.

Parks and Rec is the superior show.

Wow. The show must’ve gotten a lot more graphic after I stopped watching.

“Best way to keep bread fresh is stick it in the fridge.”

That’ll dry it out! Please understand that I mean no disrespect when I say that your people are monsters. 

“More trouble than it’s worth”? You’re missing the best part of owning bread! It’s when you hold the bag by the opening, then lightly slap the loaf so it spins around and around, thus creating a tight, plastic coil at the top, over which you can easily fit the plastic tab. Nothing could be simpler, and it’s tremendous…

The most American, pernicious thing the makers of the new Death Note have done is to turn Light not just white, but “good”: to make him an average kid, an understandably misunderstood victim.

O’Neal, I don’t blame you for this mess. You’re not a tech guy and you’re trying to do your job as best as you can. But frankly this is really frustrating.

DC and Warner Bros. are doing a fantastic job providing an example of how to royally screw up a cinematic universe.

Can we make a page just to bitch about Kinja?

Well, I did the “Claim your account” thing and it took me to a Disqus page, then the browser just closed. Am I verified? I fucking hate this already.

*Yawn*