"Have you been tested for STD's? Tell me please?" This was my laugh out loud moment this week. She really gives it her all with these ridiculous outfits.

Every time he talks I just hear that stupid bumbling blowfish from 'Finding Nemo'.

The mystical Native American tracker trope at work there I think. I think its sort of like the 'magical negro' trope?

I think it might have originally been a throw away gag with Superman way back in the golden age of comics. They do imply he has super strong hair in some of the media. Remember the Superman film where a single strand of his hair is holding up that huge weight?

The dialogue does leave a little to be desired but its not so bad as to make me want to turn the show off. I can't shake the feeling I'm going to be trying to justify this show to people in a few weeks after the sheen of finally having a female superhero show on television wears off. I have a feeling they'll squander…

She used a mirror and her heat vision to pierce her ears when she was a child

The story of this episode….is that it was extremely personal.

Hey I agree with you there. Part one was a pretty solid film. The scene where they dance together in the tent actually made me briefly think they were going to toss away the books and pair those two up. Which would actually have been correct based on what she's said about their relationship now.

You are correct that the time turners are addressed in the books. I believe the shelf falls over and stands up then breaks again in some kind of loop. i don't think that it's ever addressed in the films though.

You should try watching Fargo and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on Monday nights as well fellow Canadian.

something about white blood

It's so great to see Hiro back mastering the time and space. He brings up the same argument as the Harry Potter time turners. It literally solves every problem but it disappears for no reason. Who am I kidding I can't stay mad at Hiro.

I disagree. That would imply that he thought he could capture the 'creature' that was floating around.

Ah you are correct, I remember that now as well. Still, I wonder about the cage. Do you think he was building it right before that other guy went crazy at the end? Do you think they had any awkward conversations about it? 'Who's the cage for?' 'The weird ghost that's haunting you'.

I also think the relationship was unnecessary but that wasn't my main problem with this episode. Why in the hell did he have a bamboo cage in his cave. Firstly, there's no need for them to take bamboo with them. Secondly, there are no trees on that planet. These are the things that keep me awake at night.

The fact Rin Tin Tin actually did win the Academy Award will be my most quoted drunk fact this weekend.

I like seeing actors poke fun at themselves and Reese Witherspoon's walking line was pretty good. She gave it a little too much over-sell though, almost seemed like a Leslie Knope exaggeration at the end.

Next week attempt to drink a glass of milk slowly during the show. You can then post the results here for a second round of hilarity.

or 'Sing to me!'

This show's best character is Pamela for me so far. I know that I've heard parodies of those kinds of songs before but when she advised to stay in a burning building I actually burst out laughing while sitting alone at home watching this. Very few shows make me do that so that's a big plus for me. That being said when…